Words that Don't Exist - But Should!!

Aquadextrous:

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Disconfect:

To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it to remove the germs.

Elbionics:

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Frust:

The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally gives up and sweeps it under the rug.

Peppier:

The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be to walk around and ask the diners if they want ground pepper.

Phonesia:

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling as the other party is about to answer.

Pupkus:

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.